Home of the Personalized Romance Novel
If you're here, you might have heard about my novel from my viral post on reddit about my wife's experience reading it, which kicked this whole thing off. With over 100k views, and dozens asking for my book, I decided to create this website to offer it to the world.
Are you tired of begging for intimacy? Do you want her hungry for you? Do you want to see desire in her eyes again? Want to see her passion return and have her initiating with you for a change?
If this sounds familiar, it's because I know you. I was you. You are a husband or boyfriend who’s now clawing and desperately begging for the long lost love-life of the early days of your romance. Gone are the days of wild passionate intimacy. Life has gotten in the way. Kids? Job? Messy House? You name it. There are 100 other things on her mind other than hot sweaty lovemaking with you, and now you’re left to have to “take care of yourself.” If any of this sounds familiar, then listen up, because I'm sharing this with the world specifically for people like you.
If your situation sounds anything like mine, then gifting this personalized novel to your wife or girlfriend will likely have the same impact on your love-life as it did on mine, where she went from disinterested intimacy once a month, to where she was the one asking me for it. A return to the healthy sex life of our early marriage!
Think about it. How much effort do you put into trying to initiate intimacy with your wife or girlfriend? Aside from your failed attempts at wooing her, do you do chores around the house, in the hopes she’ll “thank you for your help?" Do you spend money on gifts, flowers or fancy dates? How often do your efforts actually return the result you’re hoping for? What I’m offering to you will change things, at least for a while (maintaining it will be up to you continuing to romance her). But I can confidently guarantee you this will get you at least one wild encounter with your wife or girlfriend. Why? Because she will be reading a steamy story all about the two of you. As she becomes lost in the tale of this romantic adventure, her mind will be playing out the steamy scenes with HER and YOU as the main characters! After that, it'll be up to you to step in and lift that romance off the pages and bring it into your relationship.
I'm a student of story. I've studied the structure of story and character development for years. I'm not published, have never submitted anything to be published, but have always had a passion for writing and the power of story telling. I've written several novels that have only been read by close family and friends. And I originally assumed that what I'm about to make available to you, would have only ever been read by an audience of one: my wife. But due to coaxing from my wife, and the overwhelming response from my Reddit post, I have decided to share "Bavarian Chocolate" with you, so that you too can reap the benefits that I experienced in my marriage. But before sharing what those "benefits" were, let's go back to the beginning.
Things were bad. We had a hot dating life and intimacy was overflowing early in our marriage. Then we had some kids, career picked up, and next thing you know, it felt like we were platonic roommates. Romance dried up and I found myself looking for any way to rekindle the passion. You've probably been there. I was already doing everything I could to fulfill my role as husband and a provider for our family. But I just knew that if I could do a little bit more here or there, it would make a difference. I started doing even more around the house so she wouldn't feel burdened; doing the dishes, trying to take some of the stress load off her plate so she'd have more capacity to feel romantic, etc. None of it worked. Intimacy became a once-a-month "chore." I felt depressed and down about myself as a man and sexual partner. I felt disconnected. She felt disconnected. And the lack of connection only made intimacy seem less appealing to her. It was a vicious cycle. I desperately wanted to turn the tide and break the cycle; hungering to see the burning passion in her eyes once again.
So what did I do? I resorted to passive aggressive behaviors, backhandedly letting her know that she wasn’t “taking care of me” the way I needed. Looking back, I was a whiny, needy pull on her life, a life already full of neediness; kids, homework, house chores. I didn’t even realize how unattractive that was until recently. Did my neediness help? No! It only made things worse. She needed romance, I gave her "duty."
So then what did I do? I began begging for it. Pleading like a puppy at the table looking for scraps! I still remember my wife reluctantly “giving in” out of pity one night, in an effort to get me off her back. It was one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever been through and it was the last straw. I committed to never accept pity intimacy from her again. I realized I didn't want a partner who reluctantly does me the favor of being intimate with me, like some kind of a chore! I want an engaged, passionate partner, excitedly participating with me in the physical exploration of each other, together! I wanted emotional and soulful connection! I wanted intimacy in the true sense of the word! I wanted the sexy flirting. I wanted the fun, playful banter. True intimacy is about having that “little secret” with each other. It’s about when you go out on a night-out with friends and find little opportunities to tickle the small of the other's back, or brush their hand or graze their neck in just the right way so they know you want them, need them, and suddenly you both can’t wait to get home to be alone. I longed for the days, like early in our marriage, when she would sneak into the shower when I was getting ready and make me just a little late for work. I wanted the “shh, we can’t be too loud” followed by stifled giggles in an effort to not get caught in the naughty place we decided to get a little wild in. I missed that. I needed that. And I vowed to find my path to getting it back.
An idea struck me, and I reached out and grabbed onto it with all my energy and hope. See, I knew there was a passionate creature inside of her, locked up and begging to be set free. I had seen it before after all! It’s not like our bedroom life was always completely dull. It used to be exciting, thrilling and frequent! However, despite all of that, our romance had still taken the nose dive it did due to the minutia of everyday life! None of the toys, costumes or dirty talk in the world was going to be enough to get her mind to switch gears and tune-in her wavelength to match my passionate frequency. Her mind was too wrapped up in her job, soccer practice, piano recitals, laundry and all the other mess that occupies a woman’s brain. So, at the end of my rope as I was, I realized that the thing I needed to focus on was that! - her mind. All the foreplay in the world wasn’t going to work if she couldn’t even get to a point where she was willing to participate in the physical foreplay! So I realized the work didn’t need to go into stimulating her body, but rather her mind.
See, we are a rather conservative, family-oriented couple. And while we both feel quite comfortable engaging in some wild experiences with each other; teasing each other in public, using toys, talking dirty, etc. we’ve never consumed “typical” media used for arousal; visual media or even erotic novels. Films, images and erotic literature have never been appealing to her as she has had zero interest in seeing, or imagining, other people engaged in sexual acts. To each their own, but this is just how she is. She deeply considers intimacy to be something special between the two of us. We both do! However; our river of passion had seriously dried up to the point of resembling cracked desert sand. So, with that in mind, I wanted to create something that would stimulate her mind, reignite her sexuality, but also meet the criteria that would allow her to be open to it. So I set off to write her a personalized romantic, erotic novel, not about two random characters, but about us! I wrote it with her as the main character and me as the main love interest with the hopes that, the story being about us, she'd be open to reading it.
I mirrored the main character after her, or at least after aspects of her, highlighting some of these inhibitions that were keeping her from openly enjoying intimacy, and I crafted a unique fantastical character that would go through a journey that brought out and allowed her to embrace her wildness. My wife loves to read and has a deep ability to get sucked into a story; whether it's a movie, show or a book. So I knew, if I could just get her to read it, this hot and steamy story would get under her skin and begin to unlock her sexual brain. And I was right.
In order to re-awaken her inner sexual being, she needed to read an erotic novel written about HER. Her name, her physical attributes (maybe slightly embellished), and some of her insecurities, all taken through a journey of sexual exploration and rediscovery. But there was a challenge; my wife has a high standard for quality of story. She wouldn't read just any book unless it was really well written (not even a book written by her husband). It had to be a story engaging enough to truly "enthrall her." It needed to be interesting, profound, intelligent, and hit all the right notes. It needed to be exciting. There needed to be allure, intrigue and a well written plot with character development and arcs. It couldn't just simply be an explicit story about sex. It needed to draw her in and provide all the driving twists and turns of a well-written novel that make reading enjoyable. So, I set to work on a historic-fiction romantic mystery, based in modern times but with the setting of a period piece. The perfect setting, plot and genre, not just for my wife, but for every woman. Think Bridgerton meets Indiana Jones but with a modern overlay. A story about Emperors, Dukes, Ambassadors, assassinations, balls and banquets, but set in modern times.
I set out to re-awaken her sexual being, and boy did this book deliver. See the proof below.
I couldn't believe the results I saw with my wife. The night I gave her the book, she didn't want to leave the room. I had taken her to a hotel, and even left her alone in the room to read for a while. She spent hours reading and, ahem, enjoying herself. Then, when I came back, she completely attacked me. She jumped my bones and didn't slow down until she was satisfied. That night we went to bed after multiple wild and passionate rounds; an experience we hadn't had in years, but what was most surprising is what happened the next morning. My wife quietly woke up before I did because she wanted to keep reading the book. After revving herself up, my wife then "woke me up" in a manner in which she hadn't in years. I was literally high-fiving myself. It was incredible. That night and next morning combined for some of the hottest experiences of my life, and are among the most memorable intimate experiences we've shared in our more than 10 years of marriage. It was incredible for our relationship as she released inhibitions and pent-up sexual energy that she didn't even know she was holding onto, and the book gave her that liberty to rediscover it. And one of the best things about this whole experience is, I wrote a 500+ page novel, with over 200,000 words which means this was not a one-time, one-night event. She read chapters of the book over the course of several weeks, which meant various amazing intimate encounters, each of which was spicier than anything we'd experienced in the bedroom in a very long time.
She had re-awoken sexually, and her testimonial says as much:
"Reading that book caused a switch to flip in my brain. Something shifted and I remembered I am a sexual being, and that's a good thing. I cherish my marriage and my husband and with the busy-ness of life, I didn't even notice how much the lack of intimacy was hurting our relationship, but reading this book re-awoke all of that in me and I fell madly in love with my man all over again, and have felt a reinvigoration around the need to express that love together."
She then went on to tell me:
"The world needs your book. There have to be other couples out there, stuck in a similar rut, who would benefit from your book!"
She was right. See the testimonials below:
"It's very hard for me, and I think a lot of women, to want to get intimate … when you're exhausted and you don't feel sexy in any way..."
As she began reading erotic stories, something started to shift.
"It didn't happen instantly but my sex drive went from being almost zero … to the sex drive that I had in my early 20s," she says.
"Women who read romance or erotic novels have an astounding 74% more sex with their partners than those who don't. This," Dr Leitenberg says, "is because women fantasize more frequently and have more intense and realistic fantasies when they read suggestive content."
"Women are much more turned on by what is said, what they read and what they hear in terms of them turning on that desire button between their ears."
"It sounds sexy and I would love to read it! I have a good feeling about it after the way it was received by your wife 😈"
"I would love something personalized. And always love reading greatly written erotica."
"My wife reads steamy novels all year... About 100 to 120. I would love to spice things up with her reading your novel."
"This sounds incredible and I’m really excited about the actual historical facts! I’m sure I’m much too late for the free trial but if you ever publish please message me!"
"I would love to read this, such a great idea!!"
"Wow sounds very interesting, need this in our life as well. Would love to read it!"
"Would love to read it. How can i get a copy?"
"This is a super fun idea!"
"The fact that my husband was "in" the book was a big turn on, and I had to have s3x with him each time after reading it."
"With the main character sharing my name I couldn't help but fall into her, to feel her wants and desires for my husband."
"I absolutely love it! Very sexy, I love seeing mine and my husband's names. It makes it all the hotter."
"It makes me want my husband like my character wants him in the book. Makes me feel so sexy."
"I finished the book, and I absolutely loved it! My husband loved it too ;)"
"As far as wanting more intimacy with my husband, yes, this book absolutely helped, lol."
"Wow, the sexy hallway scenes in which my character -redacted- really got me going!"
"It is just addicting to read! I'm sure my husband loves me reading it too!"
"I really enjoyed the story itself. Most erotica I read has an ok story that just propels the romance along, but I found myself actually invested in this story, I wanted to keep reading even after I had gotten off."
What: "Bavarian Chocolate" - A personalized romantic erotic novel:
It's a personalized erotic novel, containing romantic situations leading to explicit graphic scenes, starring you! It's personalized to you and your significant other, set in a historical-fiction, mystery and romance plot. The leading female and male characters will be you! Your names and your characteristics, plus a few likely sexy embellishments, allowing your wife / girlfriend to truly immerse herself in the story as she sees herself go through the journey of sexual awakening and arousal as the main character of this engaging tale. The novel is an e-book, sent to you as a digital EPUB file to be read with an e-reader application. Note: This is not offered as a physical print copy of the book.
Who this book is for:
If you are a man with a wife / girlfriend where intimacy has slowed and you want more but can't seem to spark her interest as often as you'd like, then this is for you. Or, if you would like to see that fiery passion in her eyes, causing HER to initiate more, then this is for you. If you're a man whose wife / girlfriend enjoys well written stories of a romantic and erotic nature and want to gift them a full-length Erotic Novel that's customized to her (her name & attributes, your name & attributes) then this is for you.
Who it's not for:
While I will gladly share this work with anyone in the world who might want to buy it, I will tell you who this novel is not for. If your woman has no interest in reading a personalized erotic novel, or if you have too much intimacy in your relationship and don't desire more (congratulations by they way), than this book probably isn't for you as you will both receive something you don't wish for; her a personalized erotic novel she won't want to read, and you, more intimacy. If you fall into that last camp, then good on you, this book isn't for you!
Also, if you expect a book to make up for your lack of romancing your partner, you're also mistaken. This book is not meant to replace the human efforts required for meaningful intimacy. As a man, if you're not lovingly providing for her needs, and expect this book to do everything for you, then this definitely isn't for you either. Think of this as a catalyst only.
But if you are part of the first camp, hungering for more frequent intimate interactions, then just picture this: Imagine coming home from work to a wife that greets you with a passionate kiss and a smile as you walk in the door. Throughout the evening she finds opportunities to casually grope you when the kids aren't looking. Or secretly flashes you a peek at the sexy lingerie she's wearing under her clothes, whispering that she can't wait until the kids are in bed, before she nibbles at your ear. Or your wife waking you up in the middle of the night for a wild midnight romp after she's had a sexy dream. Or having your wife quickly pull you into the bedroom for a quickie while the kids are distracted because she "just has to have you right now." These are all examples of some of the experiences I had when my wife started reading this book.
For both women and men:
On another note, about for whom this book was written; you may be a woman looking to spice things up in your bedroom. I've primarily been speaking to male visitors to my site, so I want to take a moment to speak to you. I've been sharing about my motivations behind this whole thing and why I wrote this book as a man and husband, hence it may feel like this is all very much geared toward the men in the relationship. However; I'm only sharing my personal experience, which happens to be from that perspective. That said, if you are not a man, or a husband/boyfriend, but are a fan of erotic novels, have a desire to increase intimacy in the bedroom with your significant other or just want to spice things up for yourself with a personalized sexual adventure, then this is also for you. The story is tailored to a male/female relationship, but it's meant to be enjoyed by everyone, certainly not only meant to be enjoyed by the female reader. So, if you find yourself in the reverse of my situation; you're a woman and want to ramp things up with your man, and are seeking for ways to rev his engine, then this is for both of you to read together! I've had plenty of emails about how much the men have enjoyed reading this personalized erotic novel, and how it has ignited a spark on that side of the relationship as well. It's meant to be enjoyed by both partners!
How much is it?
What would it be worth to you? If you had to spend a dollar amount to experience the above experiences that I had with my wife, what would that dollar amount be? How much do you currently spend on your significant other to try to romance her? Do you buy her jewelry or expensive clothes? Do you take her on expensive dates? Concerts to see her favorite music artist? What if it's not even an extravagant night out, but just an average date to dinner and a movie? How much do you spend on each of these experiences in the hopes you'll find that passionate intimate connection you long for at the end of the night? $50? $75? $125? $200? How often did spending that kind of money result in you getting what you were hoping for? What would it be worth to you to have some of the steamy experiences shared above that this book has provided to me and my readers?
Look, I did the leg work. I spent nearly two years, nights and weekends, unbeknownst to my wife, writing and editing this novel. With over 500 pages and over 200,000 words, I fine-tuned this story meticulously over hundreds of hours to make sure it would rev her engine. It had to grip her. It had to be compelling and engaging. And most of all, it had to stimulate that sexual part of her brain that would turn her on, and do so in a manner she would welcome and enjoy. I did it. She loved it, and it worked! Now I'm sharing it with you. I did the work so you don't have to! It's done, and it's working for couples. Just read those testimonials!
The price for all this is only $30
That's less than two combo meals and a couple medium shakes at a fast-food joint.
Now, you can certainly spend the $30 on the fast-food date night, I wouldn't recommend it, but even if that date night resulted in you getting some action, it would still only be a single return on your investment. With over 500 pages to read, this book promises to offer multiple returns on investment! My wife read the book over the course of several weeks, and we had multiple on-going amazing encounters because of it! Forgo the fast-food date night and take her on a wild and stimulating adventure in her mind instead. And just see what happens to your love life.
Now, we’ve all seen the websites with a ticking clock that allegedly means you only have so many minutes to make the purchase before it becomes unavailable, only to see that timer restart after hitting 0:00. I’m not going to do that. It’s inauthentic. I’m just going to be real with you. Customizing a 200,000 word novel isn't easy. It's time consuming, and I can only handle so many orders at a time. I'm just a one-man operation.
I like to commit to my customers a turn-around delivery time to within 48 hours of receiving the order. If I have too many orders, I simply won't be able to make that turn-around window. I know how many orders I can handle each day, and if you're able to checkout and complete your order on my order page today, it's because I'm still taking orders. If I'm full on orders for the day, I will turn it off. If I get too overwhelmed with orders in the future, I may have to consider increasing the price of the book as well. So if this is for you, if you want it, and if my site allows you to complete your purchase, then get your order in before I get backed up! If you’re hoping to experience what I did with my wife and put this baby to work for you in the near future, the sooner you order, the quicker I can get it to you! “First come, first served."
I'm putting this book out there with the goal of helping to bring couples together through enhanced intimacy. The purpose of the book is to achieve that by helping the reader see themself, and their significant other, in a sexy light. It worked for my marriage, it worked for my wife. It's working for my other readers. So If you're able to get your significant other to genuinely read this book all the way through, and it doesn't provide you the value you're hoping for, then I will gladly refund you your money. Each delivered novel represents not only the time I invested in writing it, but also the time required for me to personalize it for you. So I'm putting my good will into offering this guarantee, knowing that a refund would represent time lost that I can never get back. But I do so because if you feel you haven't gotten your $30 worth of value out of my book, then I want you to be satisfied and know that you can trust me to do my best to take care of you.
Writing "Bavarian Chocolate" and gifting this book to my wife fundamentally changed our love life at a time when our relationship needed it most. I'm receiving emails from my readers telling me it's doing the same for them. I put in the work to create this powerful tool so you don't have to! It costs less than a fast-food date night, and I've even included a money-back guarantee! I've done everything I possibly can to make it easy for you to improve your intimacy and love life. What are you waiting for?! Change the course of your next weekend by gifting her this book tonight!